First off, the venue is fantastic. I love all of the space the Navy Yard offers, and you don't have to worry about
amateurs people wandering off into the streets and getting themselves killed. This was also one of the only events we've gone to that seemed to have adequate and not entirely filthy port-o-johns, because these are things Drunk Bitches need to worry about. There's also live music, food trucks, and plenty of picnic tables to sit down and take a breather from the ridiculous amount of ciders they will have. I seriously did not know that there were that many cider brewers out there, but these are the times we live in folks.
Doors open at 12:30PM and the first pour is at 1:00PM. Tickets are still available for $40 ($10 for DD) and can be purchased here. Of course, you have to be 21 to attend and there are no pets allowed, and that includes you weirdos who are always compelled to bring your babies and dogs to festivals like these- What is that about anyway? Can someone tell me in the comments what makes people think this is okay?
So many of our readers tell us that they love beer festivals, they just hate beer. This is seriously a festival tailored to all of you. Make your pretzel necklaces and come out to enjoy the party, and if you see us in the crowd, don't be afraid to say hello! If there's anything we love, it's getting drunk with our bitches from all over the area.
Stay drunk, bitches!