Friday, September 12, 2014

Are you ready to Pour the Core?

Boys and girls, it's that time of year again! The leaves are starting to turn lovely shades of golden amber, people are picking pumpkins, and This Drunk Bitch is ready to get smashed on some cider. We attended last year and it did not disappoint, and we are thrilled that Starfish Junction has invited us back (See? People invite us back!) for the 2nd installment of Pour the Core

First off, the venue is fantastic. I love all of the space the Navy Yard offers, and you don't have to worry about amateurs people wandering off into the streets and getting themselves killed. This was also one of the only events we've gone to that seemed to have adequate and not entirely filthy port-o-johns, because these are things Drunk Bitches need to worry about. There's also live music, food trucks, and plenty of picnic tables to sit down and take a breather from the ridiculous amount of ciders they will have. I seriously did not know that there were that many cider brewers out there, but these are the times we live in folks.

Doors open at 12:30PM and the first pour is at 1:00PM. Tickets are still available for $40 ($10 for DD) and can be purchased here. Of course, you have to be 21 to attend and there are no pets allowed, and that includes you weirdos who are always compelled to bring your babies and dogs to festivals like these- What is that about anyway? Can someone tell me in the comments what makes people think this is okay?

So many of our readers tell us that they love beer festivals, they just hate beer. This is seriously a festival tailored to all of you. Make your pretzel necklaces and come out to enjoy the party, and if you see us in the crowd, don't be afraid to say hello! If there's anything we love, it's getting drunk with our bitches from all over the area. 

Stay drunk, bitches!


  1. I might go just because the nail art in this photo is awesome.

    1. We do take our nail art pretty seriously in this crowd!