Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Look out, folks, tea bagging your beer is about to become a thing.

Seriously, I'm not kidding. According to the folks at Hop Theory, it's the future of beer drinking.

hoptheory.com




Basically, their product is a sachet, much like a tea bag, that you would steep in a pint glass of beer to allow for a more customizable beer drinking experience. The sachets will contain fruit peels, hops, and other natural flavors.

I think this could go either way. Personally, I'd probably carry these on me if I knew I was going somewhere that was serving shitty beer (don't look at me like that, we've all been there). I'd be able to whip one of these bad boys out and instantly make Miller Lite drinkable! Ok, maybe I am getting a little ahead of myself here. They didn't say anything about them being magic tea bags or anything, but I digress.

Even cats like this stuff!
hoptheory.com
I could also see those ultra douchey, self-proclaimed IPA fanatics who really don't know shit about beer but love it because, "Hops, brah", gratuitously throwing one of these into their Hop Devil just to make it taste even more like bitter baby piss.

Either way, this is a super innovative way to look at adding to the beer drinking experience. They've set up a Kickstarter to get them off the ground, and right now that's the only way to score them. A small $15 donation gets you a 12 sachet pack of their first blend, and you can also receive other goodies like T-shirts and pint glasses as you increase the donation. Contribute now, and when the time comes, we can all tea bag our beers together!

*They only have until May 9th to make their $25,000 deadline, so get your asses over there!

Stay drunk, bitches!

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